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Energy Powder (Melon Creamsicle)

Energy Powder (Melon Creamsicle)

$34.99 USD

[BLACK BANNER // ENERGY & ABILITIES DIVISION]

PROJECT: MELTDOWN-6 🍈

FILE ID: BB-06-MLN-CRMSCL // CLEARANCE: LEVEL-5

COMPOUND DESIGNATION: MELON CREAMSICLE // ALIAS: MELTDOWN-6

[OVERVIEW]

Subject MELTDOWN-6 is a precision-engineered compound designed for operatives requiring temporal agility and sustained energy stability. Unlike unstable commercial stimulants, MELTDOWN-6 provides a smooth, measured surgeβ€”balancing stimulant ignition with neural control. Result: sharpened perception, heightened endurance, and tactical adaptability under pressure.

[PRIMARY DIRECTIVES]

  1. [VERIFIED FORMULATION] – Every element selected for mission-grade focus, stamina, and clarity.
  2. [CONTROLLED OUTPUT] – Crash suppression and jitter mitigation protocols active.
  3. [CELLULAR REINFORCEMENT] – Hydration sustainment and electrolyte stabilization under extended deployment.
  4. [PRECISION DELIVERY] – Ratios engineered for effectiveness; zero fillers.
  5. [STEALTH FLAVOR MASK] – Classified Melon Creamsicle replication with no sugar contamination.

[ABILITY DESIGNATION]

CODE NAME: CHRONO-SLIP

  • Description: User manipulates temporal perception in short bursts, creating the illusion of slowed or accelerated world-state relative to self. Enables rapid repositioning, precision dodging, and controlled movement through chaos.
  • Visual Effects: Pastel aura distortions with trailing motion-lag signatures.
  • Observed Effects:
  • β€’ Reaction time increased up to 600% baseline
  • β€’ Documented evasion of high-velocity projectiles under test conditions
  • β€’ Multi-target environmental tracking in fractional time windows
  • Risks / Side Effects:
  • β€’ Overextension β†’ migraines, memory desynchronization, disorientation
  • β€’ Prolonged use β†’ muscular fatigue, vertigo, delayed sensory feedback
  • β€’ Instability risk escalates under adrenaline surge β†’ potential uncontrolled slippage

[DEPLOYMENT PARAMETERS]

  • Activation Protocol: Dissolve 1 scoop in 6–10 oz (177–296 ml) Hβ‚‚O.
  • Surge Protocol: 2 scoops in 12–20 oz (355–591 ml).
  • Operational Limit: Do not exceed 5 deployments per 24-hr cycle.

[CANDIDATE APPLICATIONS]

  • Digital Operatives (Gamers): Reaction advantage + slowed perception effect
  • Physical Enforcers (Athletes): Enhanced dodge + timing precision
  • Intel Agents (Professionals/Students): Increased task awareness under cognitive strain
  • Civilian Access: Restricted. Unauthorized use = breach of Black Banner protocol

[SECURITY FOOTER]

Manufactured in U.S. facility node [MN-55060]. Possible cross-contamination with Milk, Eggs, Fish, Shellfish, Tree Nuts, Peanuts, Wheat, Soybeans, Sesame.

⚠ Store in cool, dry sector. Breach of containment seal = contamination event. Consume within 90 days of breach.

FEDERAL EVALUATION STATUS: Not reviewed by FDA. Not classified as cure, treatment, or preventative. Deployment at user risk.

Status Tags: Gluten-Free | Vegan | Non-GMO | No Fillers | Hormone-Free | Antibiotic-Free | Lactose-Free | Alcohol-Free

🟩 MELTDOWN-6 [MELON CREAMSICLE COMPOUND] – Clearance Level 5 required. Unauthorized distribution prohibited.